welcome to dutch bros reviews :)

hi! my name is corey, im a college sophomore from california, and i love dutch bros.

on this webpage it is my goal to review the entire dutch bros menu.

(and also to eventually learn enough HTML to make this not look like a text dump.)

so far i have tried:

• cocomo freeze
• chocolate crunch freeze
• cotton candy frost
• astronaut rebel
• bubblegum rebel
• dinosaur egg rebel
• dragon slayer rebel
• dutch mojito rebel
• eclipse rebel
• fire lizard rebel
• freedom rebel
• shark attack rebel
• electric berry lemonade
• galaxy fish lemonade

i am not sponsored and buy these all with my own money, for fun. if you want a review of an off-menu drink, or a drink made in a specific way, feel free to donate to my venmo with your request in the subject line :)